The Terrorist Has Landed

I just watched part of Arafat's 'funeral' live on tv. Easily one of the funniest, yet most frightening, spectacles I've ever seen. Those people are insane.

Kerry in '08

If you told me in 1988 that another Massachusetts liberal would be running for President in 16 years I would have bent over laughing. Well, now that Massachusetts liberal who lost last week may try again in four years.

Kerry fueled talk about a 2008 bid during remarks at a Washington restaurant Saturday night. He provoked a thunderous reaction by reminding about 400 campaign aides and volunteers that Ronald Reagan twice sought the Republican nomination for president before winning it in 1980.

With a nod to Lloyd Bentsen, "I knew Ronald Reagan, I voted for Ronald Reagan. John Kerry you're no Ronald Reagan."

Boo Hoo

Liberals are so whiny after President Bush's re-election. I love it. I couldn't be happier.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZERS.

...And Now For Something Completely Different

A German tabloid has demanded an apology from the Queen of England for raids during WWII. As usual, the Brits may need some American help with this, so here's my first try:

Dear Mr. Hitler:

Fuck you!

Sincerely,
The Queen

Cheerio!

I Just Voted

I had to wait about 10 minutes, the longest I've ever had to wait for any vote. Typically, there's no wait.

So from my official vote count: Bush 1, Kerry 0. I see a trend.