...And Now For Something Completely Different

A German tabloid has demanded an apology from the Queen of England for raids during WWII. As usual, the Brits may need some American help with this, so here's my first try:

Dear Mr. Hitler:

Fuck you!

Sincerely,
The Queen

Cheerio!

I Just Voted

I had to wait about 10 minutes, the longest I've ever had to wait for any vote. Typically, there's no wait.

So from my official vote count: Bush 1, Kerry 0. I see a trend.

First Order of Business: Politicize

Yesterday, when John Kerry was confronted with the new bin Laden tape, he chose to be non-partisan, but when push came to shove, he couldn't help himself:

"I am prepared to wage a more effective war on terror than George Bush,"

Can this asswipe do anything other than blame Bush?

First Order of Business: Politicize

Yesterday, when John Kerry was confronted with the new bin Laden tape, he chose to be non-partisan, but when push came to shove, he couldn't help himself:

"I am prepared to wage a more effective war on terror than George Bush,"

Can this asswipe do anything other than blame Bush?

What's My Name?

Please sign in: I've said...

• George Bush stole the election in 2000;

• The Patriot Act oppresses freedom;

• George Bush and his administration are corrupt;

• Bush caused more people to die, because he read "My Pet Goat" to school children on 9/11;

• Bush is a liar;

• The Iraq War was for oil and his buddies in the oil industry.

Choices:

1) A typical leftist loon

2) Michael Moore

3) Osama bin Laden

4) John Kerry

5) All of the above


Hmmm, I wonder.

"We Won the Cold War"

This morning on the Today show, I watched in disbelief as John Kerry made the claim that "We won the Cold War." The truth is Kerry tried to lose the Cold War in one of his fliers:

NY Times Flops With the Military

The NY Times tried it's best to get American soldiers in Iraq to criticize the President, but they failed:

And not a single soldier interviewed - even those who were most gloomy about the war - would say that it was a mistake to come here or that the war was a result of dissembling or miscalculation by Mr. Bush, which has been a common Democratic refrain in the campaign.

I can't believe they still printed the article after they didn't get some Michael Moore induced hatefest from the soldiers.

NY Times Flops With the Military

The NY Times tried it's best to get American soldiers in Iraq to criticize the President, but they failed:

And not a single soldier interviewed - even those who were most gloomy about the war - would say that it was a mistake to come here or that the war was a result of dissembling or miscalculation by Mr. Bush, which has been a common Democratic refrain in the campaign.

I can't believe they still printed the article after they didn't get some Michael Moore induced hatefest from the soldiers.

"An Unnecessary War"

Our worst president in history is again giving his stupid opinions:

MATTHEWS: Let me ask you the question about—this is going to cause some trouble with people—but as an historian now and studying the Revolutionary War as it was fought out in the South in those last years of the War, insurgency against a powerful British force, do you see any parallels between the fighting that we did on our side and the fighting that is going on in Iraq today?

CARTER: Well, one parallel is that the Revolutionary War, more than any other war up until recently, has been the most bloody war we‘ve fought. I think another parallel is that in some ways the Revolutionary War could have been avoided. It was an unnecessary war.

Had the British Parliament been a little more sensitive to the colonial‘s really legitimate complaints and requests the war could have been avoided completely, and of course now we would have been a free country now as is Canada and India and Australia, having gotten our independence in a nonviolent way.

I think in many ways the British were very misled in going to war against America and in trying to enforce their will on people who were quite different from them at the time.

JUST SHUT UP!

Bush For President

Today I endorse George W. Bush for President of the United States for one reason and one reason only: national security. All other issues are meaningless without national security. Taxes, education, stem cells, dog poop, whatever, don't mean crap without our national security. Bush is the only one that's willing to make a stand and stick to it to protect us. You may not agree with what he's done, but he refuses to waver. He's my man.

Another Poll Has Bush Up

Rasmussen gives Bush a 49-46 lead over Kerry. Bush also has 54% job approval. Bring it on. Mark my words, Ohio will be the key just like Florida in 2000.

Ooops, Maybe He Didn't Win Debate 3

Zogby has Bush up 4 points now. This includes polling after Wednesday's debate.

Run Away, Run Away...

'Fraidy-cat senator closes his office in DC. Hmm, he must be French.

Rock the Left Vote

The LA Times reports that MTV's Rock the Vote was behind the "draft" email hoax that got so many kiddies frothing against George Bush. The guy behind it still believes they're non-partisan. Oh well, Ted Kaczynski thought he was sane.

Flu Vaccine Shortage Is Bush's Fault

John Kerry yesterday blamed President Bush for the flu vaccine shortage. Is he insane? (Answer not required.)

Tomorrow's headline: Mount St. Helens Eruption Is Bush's Fault.

Bush-Kerry Round II

I think Bush won. He did a good job. The best lines of the night for each, starting with John Kerry:

"I was in Kyoto."

He was also in Cambodia.

George Bush:

"That answer almost made me want to scowl." (In response to John Kerry's "We will get tough!" claim).

Good debate. I enjoyed it. Here's the transcript, if you care.

Kerry Lies

Hugh Hewitt has posted a John Kerry press conference transcript in which he continues to lie about General Shinseki:

Q. "If you are elected, given Paul Bremer's remarks, and deteriorating conditions as you have judged them, would you be prepared to commit more troops."
A. "I will do what the generals believe we need to do without having any chilling effect, as the president put in place by firing General Shinseki, and I'll have to wait until January 20th.

And how is that a lie? CNN has the goods:

MCINTYRE: Now, Secretary Rumsfeld is fond of saying that everyone is entitled to their own opinion but not their own set of facts. And the fact that the Army chief of staff was not fired or forced to retire early is just that, Judy. It is a fact.

Can democrats ever tell the truth?

Iran Rebuff

Luck for him, John Kerry's stupid plan to give Iran nuke fuel was a flop with the mullahs. Many people heard about the plan for the first time during the debate and apparently the mullahs heard it as well. Of course, I was denouncing Kerry's plan since August 11, 2004, but the mullahs must not read my blog.

Who Won the Debate?

Check out these internal numbers from Gallup:


I see Bush in those numbers.

I Don't Test Well

One point from last night's debate regarding the "global test" we should take whenever we commit American troops: get lost Kerry. Here's the quote:

KERRY: The president always has the right, and always has had the right, for preemptive strike. That was a great doctrine throughout the Cold War. And it was always one of the things we argued about with respect to arms control.
No president, though all of American history, has ever ceded, and nor would I, the right to preempt in any way necessary to protect the United States of America.

But if and when you do it, Jim, you have to do it in a way that passes the test, that passes the global test where your countrymen, your people understand fully why you‘re doing what you‘re doing and you can prove to the world that you did it for legitimate reasons. ...

BUSH: Let me—I‘m not exactly sure what you mean, “passes the global test,” you take preemptive action if you pass a global test.

My attitude is you take preemptive action in order to protect the American people, that you act in order to make this country secure.

This is an old argument, one that John Kerry and his "world government" friends can't seem to shake. He got caught up on this point in his
1971 run for Congress when he said:

“I’m an internationalist,” Kerry told The Crimson in 1970. “I’d like to see our troops dispersed through the world only at the directive of the United Nations.”

Screw him.