Moore Squished

I watched the opening Billy Crystal crapfest at the Academy Awards last night. They inserted him into various movies from 2003 including Return of the King and Finding Nemo. The only good part was seeing Michael Moore get crushed by one of those big elephant thingies from the Return of the King. The crowd cheered. I then turned off the tv.

P.S. Is Billy Crystal looking really plump? He's starting to look like Jerry Lewis.